Christmas Jokes

Raewyn Knight
New Zealand

Q Why does Father Christmas have a garden?
A Because he likes to hoe-hoe-hoe

Q What do sheep write on Christmas cards?
A Merry Christmas to ewe.

Q Why are turkeys smarter than chickens?
A Have you ever tasted KFT (Kentucky Fried Turkey)

Q How do you stop a turkey gobbling on Boxing day?
A Eat him on Christmas day.

Q Why did the reindeer look towards a mirror with his eyes shut?
A He wanted to see what he looked like when he was a asleep.

Q How many chimneys does Santa go down?
A Stacks.

Q Who gets the sack on Christmas Eve?
A Santa Claus

Q Who delivers cats Christmas Presents?
A Santa Paws.

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