Raewyn Knight
New Zealand
Q Why does Father Christmas have a
garden?
A Because he likes to hoe-hoe-hoe
Q What do sheep write on Christmas
cards?
A Merry Christmas to ewe.
Q Why are turkeys smarter than chickens?
A Have you ever tasted KFT (Kentucky Fried Turkey)
Q How do you stop a turkey gobbling on
Boxing day?
A Eat him on Christmas day.
Q Why did the reindeer look towards a
mirror with his eyes shut?
A He wanted to see what he looked like when he was a
asleep.
Q How many chimneys does Santa go down?
A Stacks.
Q Who gets the sack on Christmas Eve?
A Santa Claus
Q Who delivers cats Christmas Presents?
A Santa Paws.
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