Top 10 Reasons Why I'm in Girl Scouting

Brought to you via Neil Savage's "Appreciating Girl Scout/Guide Volunteers" Compilation

10 - My basement was empty and needed remodeling anyway
9 - I get to wear a nifty uniform
8 - I like the smell of calomine lotion
7 - I enjoy going to the bathroom in the woods
6 - I'm in it for the crafts
5 - I'm allergic to house chores (needed something to fill the void)
4 - I get quality time with my daugher and a dozen or so of her closest friends
3 - It's a great way to collect coffee mugs
2 - I needed a tax write off
1 - It only takes an hour a week!!