Tiptoe Through the Tentpegs / I'm Dreaming of a Flush Toilet

M Sarah Wickham
Asst Guider, 1st Iffley Guides
Oxford, UK



To tune of "tiptoe through the tulips"

"Tiptoe through the tentpegs,
Through the tentpegs
To the lavatory,
Oh tiptoe through the tentpegs with me."

Then, to tune of "White Christmas"

I'm dreaming of a flush toilet,
Just like the ones we have at home.
With a silver chain,
and proper drain,
and somewhere for it all to go"

(ends in laughs/repeat ad nauseam etc)



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